The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams Written for the Celebrity Death Match Review Elimination Tournament

The Bout: The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy vs. The Complete Tales and Poems of Winnie-The-Pooh

Zaphod Beeblebrox: Trillian! Start up the Infinite Improbability Drive!

Trillian: Infinite Improbability Drive is on!

Zaphod: Anything Improbable yet?

Arthur Dent: A odd fat yellow bear with a honey pot has just materialized in front of us. How interesting.

Trillian: How Cute!

Ford Prefect: Why, the odds of that happening is 678,999,999 billion to one.

Arthur: Now a purple dinosaur has appeared. O My God! He's eating the bear!

Trillian: EWWW!

Zaphod: And what is the odds of that happening?

Ford: About 756 Billion Trillion to one.

Zaphod: I knew I should have visited my bookie today.